Hoofprint Advice, by Frank Key
May 5, 2011
Another visit with our favorite hard living surrealist from across the Atlantic, Mr. Frank Key. this is from his work IMPUGNED BY A PEASANT, and can be found for sale on the Hooting Yard website. As you can see from the number of times we have read Mr. Key's work, it's obvious we hold his literary output in high regard.
In this seemingly random diatribe, the Regime tunes in to give us some excellent tips on how to deal with the embarrassment of hoof-prints on your ceiling.
